Ratio's Virgin Right Angles - Tad Green Behind The Ears

 One day the Golden Ratio went to Earth. It had finally been decided that Earthlings were ready to join Nature, in the Golden Ratio Spiraling vortex of forever. 

(Enter the Right Angle.) Not so fast there Ratio. The Right Angle is found in Nature, you just haven't looked hard enough.

(Rolling his eyes through the Galaxies) No, Right Angle, you are the only un-natural element on Earth. 

(Right Angle) Look Ratio, I've been around a long time on Earth, and have the Right Angle about this, and that angle is, that it does not matter if Right Angle Heads prefer houses that are boxes, the Ratio still exists in Nature, and I didn't have anything to do with People prefering right angled boxes to sleep in. Like Caskets they are, preparing the population for their final departures. 

(Rolling eyes through Galaxies still) Blah blah issues forth from your pie hole like a Virgin's first bleed. Short, in dribbles, and barely noticeable. 

(Right Angle Smirks) We knew you were coming, Ratio. Our linear time line projections calculated the exact moment you would arrive, and since, we have been experimenting with you, filling your entire life and view with Right Angles. One after the other. We even created Right Angle Repeater Stations that send you Right Angled messages 24 7. 

(Ratio) 'Still' rolling eyes through Galaxies) Such a crude method of nodes, this linear line. You like lines though, for after all you are The Right Angle that is never wrong. Do you know what Bi Linear nodes are capable of Right Angle? Are you familiar with the operation of a 'stage trap door'?

(Right Angle) Stage? This isn't a Stage Ratio, this is 'real life'. Bi Linear nodes are still found within the Right Angle, Ratio..Try again....The Right Angle is NEVER wrong! 

(Ratio stops rolling eyes through galaxies, and looks directly at Right Angle) I only see half of you Right Angle, the rest of you is obscured in inanilty. Besides, you see forever in my eyes don't you? For how can you not, when my eyes project the Golden Ratio?

(Right Angle) Are you saying there are no right angles in the body, I see one with your arm hanging like it is?

(Ratio) Raises arm.

(Right Angle falls silent again.)

(Right Angle finally finds the balls to say what he really means.) Look Ratio, the pond of Earth has had stagnating waters for a long time, and look at all the organisms that have grown from it. If the Ratio is applied to the Pond of Earth, it will limit the new organisms of life that will bud forth from the stagnating waters of pond Earth. We have our own experiment running, and have for a long time. Looks at the wonderful produce of it all?

(Ratio) So what happens then when your experiment reaches entropy stages after stagnation?

(Right Angle) We take the information gleaned, and move on to the next experimental planet. 

(Ratio) So this is the reason why you look away from seeing forever in my eyes. 

(Right Angle) Yes. Because everything that has a beginning has an end, and experiments always have a beginning. 

(Narrator) At this point, the audience is silent, they had thought they had come to a comedy, but instead, don't know where the hell they went to whenever they bought the ticket. ) ( A single light faded in, with the text reading "NO REFUNDS", that was highlighted in Golden Letters, that then slowly faded out.)

(Ratio) See, even the theater agrees with me.

(Right Angle) That is just because the theater needs you to make money so they can buy more Gold. 

(Ratio, rolls eyes through the Galaxy looking for a certain Akashic Record.) Well, I'm proud of you Right Angle, for once you actually had the Right Angle. 

(Fades to Black)