Click

 One click sounds on the Universal Gyroscope. 

Planetary Grid Activation

 http://2012portal.blogspot.com/2025/03/planetary-grid-activation.html?m=1

Oil Pan After Life

 Skit: Musk is touting his cyber truck, the reporters are asking about all the dead oil pans. Musk minces, "But the oil pan never dies". One reporter mentions the recent recall of dead oil pans.

ChatGPT said:

Title: The Immortal Oil Pan

[Scene opens at a Cybertruck press event. Elon Musk stands on stage, grinning, as reporters crowd around, microphones raised.]

Musk:

"Ah, yes, the Cybertruck! A marvel of modern engineering! Bulletproof exoskeleton, exosuit-compatible charging, and, of course, no oil pans to worry about—because there’s no oil!"

[Reporters murmur. One steps forward.]

Reporter 1:

"Elon, can you comment on the increasing reports of dead oil pans littering the streets ever since the Cybertruck hit the market?"

Musk: (smirking)

"I think you’re misunderstanding the nature of oil pans. They don’t die—they simply become... liberated."

Reporter 2:

"But Tesla just issued a recall for oil pans found lifeless under your vehicles. How do you explain that?"

Musk: (raising an eyebrow)

"Look, technically, an oil pan can’t die if it never lived. It’s more like… a phantom limb of the internal combustion era. A remnant. A relic."

Reporter 3: (holding up a photo of a Cybertruck with an oil pan inexplicably lodged in its undercarriage)

"Then how do you explain this?"

Musk: (staring at the photo, squinting)

"Huh. Maybe it’s trying to hitch a ride to Valhalla."

Reporter 1: (skeptical)

"So you’re saying oil pans have an afterlife?"

Musk: (grinning)

"I’m saying… oil pans never die."

[Awkward silence. A tumbleweed inexplicably rolls by. Reporters look at each other.]

Reporter 2: (muttering to themselves)

"I miss when recalls made sense."

[Cut to black.]

Cybertruck: The World's Stupidest Vehicle

 https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message5954809/pg1

Nah, just deadpan humor insulting the Oil Barron's with a Double Entendre Tesla. 

Dead Pan.... Get it? Dead Oil Pan....That Stupid Vehicle is made for Dead Oil Pans. 

Why Wont You Tell Me

 Man runs out onto center sage, yelling "where did you go"? Looking directly at the crowd asking "Why dont you know where you went"? He bends down, still looking at crowd, then whispering, "are you sure you don't know where you went"? He stand up, saying "why wont you answer me question"? Then saying, "I'll tell you what, if you don't know where you went to, we are going to have problems". What were you doing when you were at where you went to? Disgusted look on his face, he turns and wanders stage back back center, mumbling, "why wont you tell me where you went and what you were doing where you went to there"?.. Then suddenly turns facing audience pleading "why wont you tell me"?  Cuts to Black.

 Devious weeds started growing in the garden of forever. As if nothing happened, the Center Sun pollinated the garden with snapping electrical corded strands of Golden sparkling electrical glimmerings, converting the weeds into ground cover, that will serve as next years organic layer.