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Wednesday, September 17, 2025

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https://youtu.be/SP8ga9hZJeU


I don't read sheet music, its unoriginal. Most importantly, its gets in the way. Dont like the way the clunky plastic keys sound? NO BAM for you! BAM is actually thinking of playing the next piece with a club... :)

I know, The Clunky Piano Concert. Staring BAM BAM... Pebbles plays the flute now. BAM BAM gives headaches. Meh, that stupid sound was one major original problem. Pearl instead of ivory would have worked too. People got lazy for the Piano Though the clam likely would have followed the same path as the Elephant. 

Since a mini Grand is out the the budget for BAM, maybe a real keyboard that is affordable instead of an off brand. The Yamaha DGX670B 88-key Arranger Piano will be perfect. 

Can't even get transcription for my own God Damn Music because of copyright BS. 

Whatever. I will continue to give People headaches on this shitty keyboard, while attempting to lock in 7/4 timing. 

I am BAM!!! after all. BAM takes no sonic hostages. 

The circuitry in the keys were so bad from the movement action, it is like an octave joystick; like on the Yamaha, is constantly in joy. Weird sounds this keyboard makes. Yeah, some brand named EaStar, model EP-120. One of those brands that a Motorola Dealership build in the storage units at their office's in their spare time.   Like a stress ball. Bread board musical stress relief. When the keys are pressed; or hammered, between them a dim light from the circuitry is visible on all 86 keys that are still working.  

It actually came from China. Its more likely was a used keyboard in the break room of a sweat shop. 

Behold, an actually Piano that doesn't make strange sounds!


But finding a good tuner is more expensive than the Mini Grand. They used to be everywhere at reasonable prices. Back when at least an upright was in most every home. Most keyboards are not very comfortable for the hands and fingers. 



The Sound Board on a Piano is much like a tuning fork that electronica just can't replicate. Especially Cymatically. 

Proper Seat. Proper Stand. Correct posture. Which currently, there is not proper posture. No proper posture = misaligned sound as well as the shitty keyboard. The current bench squeaks, is the same as the keyboards bench. Table bench. Meh! Arms pointed down and not level. Meh. Must get proper Piano Bench and stand. 

BAM!!! 5 shows the misalignment caues body jerks because of the arms overcompensation. As well head dips as arm reaches upper octave being reached. The more overcompensation because of the black and white middle octive bridge keys missing. 

(We interrupt your regularly scheduled "Program" for an important message from BAM!!!.)

BAM!!! 5:

https://youtu.be/RhVqEXGQeBI < Mixing practice, looking for sounds. Matching segments or the spiral can be felt. Getting lost within the technicalities of the stream of consciousness before the sound is found is futile. Once the sound is isolated, then it is built upon. A recording and layering device would obviously allow the found sounds to be sampled and further made into a track, and then the rest of the noise discarded. Out of the length of that sound finding, there are about 3 that could be isolated, sampled, and taken to a board to be constructed. I don't write music, so it would have to be by ear, thus a sample. Yup. Medi to remove the terrible key sounds. Proper key board set up. Computer with sound card and RAM concentration. Audacity for the board to isolate channels. Mic for sampled interjections of different intonement's, sounds, etc. BAM!!! BAM!!! his only name, sells CD's online, digital art, t shirts that are against everything and everyone, and everyone can find one that is just right for them and their ideologies. And maybe satire books that are in the same section as the t shirts. Or whoever buys a cd, gets a free nini book with 30 pages of so, and its randomly selected. Sales are final by the way. So if you are one thing or another, and you get a random free mini book that has satire in it pertaining to the one thing or another that you love, you can't get a refund. 

(And now back to your regularly scheduled "Program".)


Aside from recording sound for analyzing, posture is evaluated as well. 

Correcting all of this will give BAM a feather and not a hammer. 

BAM!!! has some nice 10 second segments that are enjoyable, occasionally. Meanwhile, BAM!!! likes giving headaches via practice. :)

I think that more People should pay money at concert halls to hear practice, actually. 

To BAM!!! every day is 'opposite day'. 

Is Earth that great when concert musicians practice for hours a day, just so People can fork over money to be distractedly entertained from peasantry?   

Yes! Because color makes the rags feel less light. 

Oh I don't know. Classical music isn't ideal to dance to. BAM!!! really likes to dance...



 

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https://youtu.be/XGcrTykCsw0


Yes, having a phone to record for music annalist is better than nothing. 

Non Musicians called Hippies in the 60 lazy, because all they did was sit around and listen to music all day.

Duh! 

That's what Musicians do when a track is layered. It was the reason for the invention of Audio Recording devices. Maybe. BAM says it is!  

Yay! Now arrangements will sound different. White and black bridge keys of middle octave not working. That keyboard is gone. 

BAM doesn't like plastic. 



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