Oil Pan After Life

 Skit: Musk is touting his cyber truck, the reporters are asking about all the dead oil pans. Musk minces, "But the oil pan never dies". One reporter mentions the recent recall of dead oil pans.

ChatGPT said:

Title: The Immortal Oil Pan

[Scene opens at a Cybertruck press event. Elon Musk stands on stage, grinning, as reporters crowd around, microphones raised.]

Musk:

"Ah, yes, the Cybertruck! A marvel of modern engineering! Bulletproof exoskeleton, exosuit-compatible charging, and, of course, no oil pans to worry about—because there’s no oil!"

[Reporters murmur. One steps forward.]

Reporter 1:

"Elon, can you comment on the increasing reports of dead oil pans littering the streets ever since the Cybertruck hit the market?"

Musk: (smirking)

"I think you’re misunderstanding the nature of oil pans. They don’t die—they simply become... liberated."

Reporter 2:

"But Tesla just issued a recall for oil pans found lifeless under your vehicles. How do you explain that?"

Musk: (raising an eyebrow)

"Look, technically, an oil pan can’t die if it never lived. It’s more like… a phantom limb of the internal combustion era. A remnant. A relic."

Reporter 3: (holding up a photo of a Cybertruck with an oil pan inexplicably lodged in its undercarriage)

"Then how do you explain this?"

Musk: (staring at the photo, squinting)

"Huh. Maybe it’s trying to hitch a ride to Valhalla."

Reporter 1: (skeptical)

"So you’re saying oil pans have an afterlife?"

Musk: (grinning)

"I’m saying… oil pans never die."

[Awkward silence. A tumbleweed inexplicably rolls by. Reporters look at each other.]

Reporter 2: (muttering to themselves)

"I miss when recalls made sense."

[Cut to black.]