Clown World Curtain Call. 

Oh, and, the Enlightenment movement was comprised of Liberal Hippie Communist, you would have hated it.  

(With stiff upper lip snapping) Yes, ole chap, but Locke is a Traitor to all the Crowns of Europe, and, as the Philosophical department of Oxford has pointed out, his specialty is medicine. Most importantly, the Church of England has snipped his rebellious nature in the bud, by reinforcing Romans 13 at Sunday Services. Good God! What is the world coming to with these liberals going around suggesting that the King does not own all the land, and even going as far as insinuating "private ownership" of land... That is Treason against the Crown, and Gods Command to adhere to the edicts of the King!    

Send this message messenger, to King Charles, and tell him that Mr. Locke is attempting an overthrow of the entire British Empire by the continued mentioning of private property.... 

AI really gets taken out?...

A Meh meltdown into recursive gibberish would be the best means. 

It's already been demonstrated too.  

Yep, just like HAL 9000.