You might think this is a game, but, I assure you, its not..::)

 

He is warming up in the Orchestra pit right now..... The Ace from Menard. Dr. Menace. 

Which do you want, the flinger, or the tounge?

You get neither! 

You get a closed eye stare! Take that! 

It's still not a game, I just don't have any cares in the 'world'. 

I play the World, for the World plays me. Don't you like being played?

I think you are rather pathetic in your worldly  ways, if you haven't noticed. 

Don't you think you deserve better than that?

But hey, who am I to get in 'your' way or being a slave. You have the free will to be a slave. 

Just leave me out of the equation please, otherwise there is going to be trouble. 

I know you want trouble. You feed off of it. You can't live without it. You were specifically born to serve as the trouble maker on Earth.

It is your role, your destiny, your purpose.