A conspiracy so vast, it covers trillions of light years, all in search of one thing.
To stop the Meh!!!!
Stopping the meh was of upmost security for the entire Universe.
If the Meh was to escape the confines of Mehs imprisonment, all hell would break loose Universe wide!
(I loud sustained groan from Meh bellows out like a deflated fart for thousands of parsects.)
Then in barely audio muterings, "meh has sopoken"!
Meanwhile, on Meh planet, the citizens of Meh was aburst is gushy Mehing. Meh here, a little Meh here, Meh Meh was everywhere. Meh had an orgy of Meh's. It sounded like cattle that hadn't ate is a month. Or sheep that were old to a butcher, and the sound made while the truck drove them off.
MEH!!!!!!!!!
Back on Earth, no one heard the Meh, that couldn't be bothered, they had their own Meh, and didn't need any other Meh's.
Meh raised Meh's head proudly, and walked backstage to see if Mrs. Meh was ready or not. Typical Meh behavior followed Meh for hours after that.
The Audience let out a sigh of Meh, went back to sleep, and sawed Meh's like logs of hours.
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