Following the destruction of the East Wing, Trump announces that his new ballroom will now cost $300 million.

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Where is the water slide? 

D.C. will return to its natural state of existence, which was a marshy water bird sanctuary park to begin with. Put the water slide in! 

Bullies from high school. Weapons. Color of Law. Maritime Admiralty Law. Qualified immunity. 

What would your forefathers do who founded your Country?

I think that your Jefferson; the guy who wrote the declaration of independence, would advocate a certain tree be watered. In fact, I think that he might say it has been far too long without a good soaking. 

Or, he might just shake his head, and walk off stage, muttering, the off spring never watered the damn thing to begin with, little wonder their condition. 

Samuel would spend most of his days at the Bar. Lecturing peanuts on how the BAR association ruined the good name of his Bar, that now was empty. Paine in the ass walks in, asks Samuel if it was clear to have a few shots... Yup... Was the only reply. Earlier that week Paine had been mugged by a Preacher... The sermon was "Come, Let Us Reason Together". So, that is exactly what Paine did after the Sermon... Paine hadn't combed his hair in several months, so dread was in the countenance of the preacher as they were, uh hum, reasoning... Rumor is, is that the Preacher saw the Hollywood Version of Moses while, uh hum, 'reasoning' with Paine in the Ass. 

Paine suddenly turns, and heads toward the hall way, while mesmerized preacher man asks, so, will you be coming next sunday?

Paine mummers, praise God that it would take a boat the size of Earth to house all the animals of Earth.

Barely recognizing what was said by Paine upon exiting, glossed eyes turn to clarity as his gaze sees Paine away.

In a tiff, the preacher man goes into his office, and on his computer, opens the file that he was working on, a wooden boat, with 10 animals heads sticking out of the windows on the boat. 

He begins adding the caption, "It really happened! Trust God's Word!"