Bad Advertising Kept The Rift Raft Away

 One day, in a galaxy near near near away.. No, not that near, back  up a little... No, no, too far, come a little nearer... OK, there. There was a being named Particle Shape Shift'r. Any particle that there is, could be shaped and then shifted into. 

Getting tired of shapes to shift, Particle Shape Shift'r shaped a light bulb to shift into. 

The inside of Electricity is a fascinating place thought Particle Shape Shit'r; :). upon arriving. Again. Electricity constantly changes, so the environment is different every time.  

But this time? This time was a Universal surge of splattering color. The floor, silk satin. But it was rising as a mist, and vanished not long after. Expecting to see a Gnome smoking a pipe, further up the misty staircase was a Particle Relay Shop. Its like a Radio Shack in the Earth terminology, but this one is made of spectrum's of light particles. 

In another Galaxy that was far far away... No, keep going. Father............. Ok, right there. There was a being there that was named Rock Smut. Rock Smut had Millions of years worth of grit between his teeth. That's the 'smutty' part about Rock Smut. He has dandruff, that is Millions of years old that he spread everywhere. Anyway, Rock Smut. 

Rock Smut had long petrified hair, that he head banged smut everywhere with. It was a petrifying sight to behold. All the other head banger's just couldn't keep up. 

On the other side of the square universe, in a galaxy near'r still, but yet further away, was Princess Dandy Lieon. Her pedals glistened perfumed honey water everywhere she stepped. Princess Dandy Lieon had a way with words too. But she never tells her secrets. 

In the middle of the universe, in a galaxy you would really not like to find yourself in a dark alley of, ever, lived a hermit. Who's name was actually Hermit. Hermit was part of the Hermit Race. The Hermit Race found that the safest place to be, while in the square universe, was to be in the worst part of it. Because no one ever went down that dark alley. Ever! It was actually the home of the Hermits. Bad advertising kept the rift raft away.