Lingchi - China

 

Lose the weight America.... You don't have what it takes. The Truth is, everyone in China is Athletic. Everyone knows Martial Arts. If they ever invaded, they would swallow the American population and spit it out like it wasn't even there to begin with. And with a population of 1.409 billion, they would just keep coming, until everyone was dead. 

Oh but wait, they are already in America aren't they? Universities, general population... Uh huh...

You know, those short skinny People.... Big macho Americans think they are easy targets I'm sure. Uh huh. Much like they thought that Bruce lee was an easy target at school too.

Trained in the arts from childhood many are. 

But you can defeat them, because you are exceptional..

Yes, guns. Yawn.... 

What is he doing here?

Rope dart

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rope_dart

Moral of the Story? You poke the Bear, and the Dragon follows. The Bear really isn't the issue. I like Bears. But the Dragon burns everything to the ground with only ash remaining.