Whack An Atom

 Sneeze quietly! Every time someone sneezes, another atom dies. The Universe is running low on atoms because everyone keeps sneezing, therefore, to conserve Atoms; you're conservative right, the Universal Dicktate is that everyone must stop sneezing now!

Now, the Universal Council has just adjourned, and it has been decided, that we are going to put Earthlings on Atom Crushing Detail.Its like a Morgue, where all the dead Atoms go, to be crushed back into raw matter. You will wear a ball and chain, that looks like an Atom, and go around with that ball and chain as if you are playing Whack a Mole, but the Moles are the dead Atoms. 

Deal? Well, I'm glad you agree, and ,we  are here at Dead Atom Crushing World to provide the best possible Atom Crushing Experience while on the Atom Crushing Chain Gang. See, aren't the perks of the employment benefits spectacular?  I thought you would agree...

Yes, the swimming pool is open until 5, and be sure not to wear shorts if you try climbing the razor wire to escape. It always ends badly.......  Always, as in, All Ways....

Any questions before we start Atom Crushing?l