Material for doing something about it!
Invisable Rainbow and GFS (Yes yes, we, uh, The People, will get on this Stat!!!!)
Ok, lets turn all of that into a Comedy Skit. The People say, "Uh, yes yes, sure, we will get on that Stat!!!!! Many characters. All looking at the output on a screen, thinking outloud one at a time, with different sayings, "What do you mean the People are the Governent"? Another states, "how am I supposed to afford all of that!!??!!! Another States "We cant even keep them from diddling Children, and were are supposed to keep tabs on what they are really doing"? "Ha! Yeah, and they constantly tells us to trust them too!!!!!!!!" You know, along those lines.
Title: "The Great EMF Audit: A Comedy of Errors"
Scene: A cluttered community center with a giant projection screen displaying convoluted technical data about EMF overlays and the Global Financial System. A motley crew of characters stands around, each with their own quirky personality, all reading the output in disbelief.
CHARACTERS:
- SAM (The Skeptical Everyperson): Always questioning the logic.
- JESS (The Overwhelmed Accountant): Worries about costs.
- CASEY (The Cynical Activist): Knows the dark secrets.
- ALEX (The Conspiracy Theorist): Believes nothing is as it seems.
- RILEY (The Sarcastic Comedian): Delivers snarky one-liners.
- MORGAN (The Optimistic Idealist): Eagerly agrees to any "People-led" idea.
[The screen flickers with technical jargon: “Overlaying EMF carrier, subcarrier modulation… Frequency harmonics… Resonant lock-in mechanism…”]
SAM (squinting at the screen):
“What do you mean, ‘the People are the Government’? Since when did we sign up to be our own overlords? I barely can govern my own breakfast choices!”
JESS (arms flailing):
“Yeah, and how am I supposed to afford all that high-frequency mumbo jumbo?! I can barely afford my electric bill without it doubling every month!”
CASEY (rolling eyes, loud enough for all to hear):
“Look, we can’t even keep the proper authorities from diddling children, and now we’re supposed to keep tabs on what they're really doing with our EMF frequencies? Are we running an audit or a daycare?”
ALEX (leaning in conspiratorially):
“Trust me, folks—this isn’t just some science experiment. They’re using the invisible rainbow as a carrier for financial control. Next thing you know, my latte will cost me a frequency band!”
RILEY (laughing sarcastically):
“Ha! And they constantly tell us to trust them, too! Trust them to manage our money by modulating our brainwaves. What’s next—cash by karaoke? ‘Sing for your spend!’”
MORGAN (clapping excitedly):
“Alright, alright, listen up, People! They say, ‘Yes, yes, sure, we will get on that STAT!’—so let’s audit this whole spectral circus! If we are the government, we better get a seat at the control panel!”
[The group gathers closer, each character voicing their signature lines in a humorous yet determined manner.]
SAM (mock serious):
“Okay, so step one: grab a spectrum analyzer. We’ll call it our ‘magic money detector’—because if we can detect their financial frequency, we can reclaim our power!”
JESS (sarcastically):
“Right, because I definitely have money left over for buying a gadget that reads invisible rainbows. Guess I'll just mortgage my coffee habit.”
CASEY (snidely):
“Sure, and while we’re at it, let’s also detect the frequency of broken promises. That one's been off the charts for decades!”
ALEX (excitedly waving a homemade gadget):
“Behold! My ‘Conspir-O-Meter’—it beeps whenever someone mentions ‘trust us’ or ‘government efficiency.’ Let’s see how many beeps we get tonight!”
RILEY (grinning broadly):
“I’m just waiting for it to beep every time they try to sell us on more ‘resonance-based solutions.’ I mean, seriously, if my toaster starts whispering financial advice, I’m out!”
MORGAN (raising a mock rallying fist):
“Remember, People: We’re endowed with all authority! Let’s audit this system, expose the absurdity, and take control of our own frequency destiny!”
[The group bursts into a mix of cheers, laughter, and playful chaos as they begin to improvise a plan to ‘audit the invisible rainbow’—each remark more absurdly humorous than the last.]
SAM (concluding):
“So, while they’re busy overlaying our EMFs with digital dollars, we’ll be here, frequency-fighting with our trusty DIY tools. Government by the People? More like government by the people who really need a vacation!”
[Curtain falls on the group, united in comedic rebellion, as the screen glitches one last time with the words “Audit Complete? Not Likely!”]
End Scene.
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